A friend relates how, during a First Communion information session for kids and parents, a child asked the facilitator, "is it true that St. Mary Magdalene married Jesus?"
It's not enough to worry for the uninitiated. If they didn't pluck up the courage to ask such questions, they would risk being in a state of utter confusion. I guess this goes beyond the DVC fabrications. It's the reason why the gospel has to be PREACHED everywhere.